It all will fall... fall right into place...

I am obviously not a smart, wise, person.  Probably overly emotional, a little too self-conscience, a touch of immaturity and a dash of egotistical.  All I've got to say is...

I'm sorry.  And...

At a catholic school, a teacher was trying to motivate her students in the way of faith.  So she told them that a mission was setup in the dankest, darkest regions of South America, and that the the missionaries there needed help. She also said that it just so happened that the children's parents happened to give their children 1,000,000 dollars to spend anyway they wanted to.  She then yelped, "Would you give the missionaries 1,000,000 dollars if they asked?"
And all the children shouted "Yes!"
"And what if they only asked for 100,000 dollars?"
"Yes!" They all shouted again.
"What about 1,000 dollars?"
Once again, they all screamed, "Yes!"
"And 100 dollars?"
Again, the familiar "Yes!" echoed off the walls.
"And one dollar!" she screamed, absorbing the excitment of her students.
"Yes!" they all shouted... except for Johnny who instead ducked his head and clenched his pants pocket.
She looked at little Johnny and asked, "Why not Johnny?"
And little Johnny replied... "Well, I have a dollar."